Our most funniest ski run names feature was so popular we have decided to find the best mountain biking trail names. Let us know if you agree with our picks.

Angry Midget
This is a 1.7km black diamond trail in Squamish, British Columbia.

Doggie Style
Another black diamond from Squamish, British Columbia. Who knew those Canadians had such a sense of humour.

Severed Dick
It’s always the black diamonds that have the best names. Served Dick is in the North Shore mountains in North Vancouver.

Jedi  Slickrock
An intermediate to expert route in Mesa, Utah this is an open riding area that takes you along rocks dating back to the Jurassic period and a dried wash.

Broken Boyfriend
A blue trail in Buna Vista, Colorado.

Ned’s Atomic Dustbin
It’s recommended to bring a spare wheel set on this advanced route, its rough and tough. Mount Seymour, North Vancouver.

Foreplay
The only easy trail on our list. This one is in Campbell River, Vancouver Island.

Furry Freak
An intermediate trail with a fast decent on Hornby Island one of the British Columbia Gulf Islands .

Spasm Chasm
An Intermediate trail on Hornby Island. Take this one at the end of the day because you will get wet.

Hair Straight-Back A.K.A See Colours and Puke
British Columbia has all the best names. Located in the Whistler’s Function Junction, a fantastic name in its self, this is one of whistler most popular and difficult trails.